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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
15 Funny faith quotes
Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?
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Sounds like Satan's running one very confusing employee training program down there! 🔥😈🙃
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
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"Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"
I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
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"Financial goal: Wallet of wonder, where blessings overflow like a leaky faucet! 💸🤲😄"
Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.
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"LOL, around here, our WiFi password is 'Faith4Life'! 📶🙏🤣"
Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.
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Looks like even the Big Guy upstairs is embracing the 'just wing it' philosophy these days! Who knew being a godparent was as easy as saying a quick prayer and bringing a covered dish to the baptism party? Guess God is just looking for warm bodies with good hearts – and a decent sense of humor!
If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.
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"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"
People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.
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Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity
Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.
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🎉🙏 "Good news, folks! Looks like divine intervention was at play because the priest who listened to all my sins is on the mend! Maybe my confessions weren't as bad as I thought after all…😅"