Commentary:
Feeling like I might start seeing everyone as walking burritos soon 🌯😂 #OvulationProblems
35 Funny hungry quotes
Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.
Commentary:
When the sun becomes your personal branding iron… guess I'm now the tastiest snack on the safari menu! 🍗🤣🌞
AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.
Commentary:
AirPods are just freeloaders snacking in your ears 🍽️🧏♂️😂
If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.
Commentary:
So basically, we'd be living in a world where Doritos sales are through the roof and Dad's biggest rage is running out of salsa! 🌿😋🎉
Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.
Commentary:
Looks like my heart is ruled by my stomach's emotional support! 🍕❤️😆
You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.
Commentary:
No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.
Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious phenomenon of the ever-hungry, elusive dinner-time child 🤔🍽️! It's like they possess a magical stomach that only grumbles at the most inconvenient times. Maybe we should start serving appetizers during the main course to keep them satisfied! 🤣 #KidsAndTheirHungryWays
I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.
Commentary:
Haha, talk about professional appetite! 😅🍽️ Looks like your stomach’s negotiating a benefits package before the next meal. Maybe we should file an “Eat-ployment” claim—health insurance for snacks, of course! 🥪💼🔥
Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
