Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: "Boo!"

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s clapping career just took a nosedive! 👏✈️😱 #ClapFail”

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