Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.