I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Can you blame them? Earth can be quite the sketchy neighborhood! π½π #SafetyFirst" Related funny posts π€ A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth. When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in. When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate. Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.