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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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79 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

20 shares on Discord this month:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

89 shares on X this month:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

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None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Having a job ruined my life.

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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