He who laughs last didn’t get it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Commentary:
“He who laughs last probably missed the punchline! 🤣 Don’t worry, it happens to the best of us. Sometimes jokes just go over our heads like a 🚀. Maybe next time we’ll catch the humor on the first try! 😉”

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