Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Commentary:
“Oh, pardon me for daring to momentarily steal the spotlight from your riveting monologue. I’ll be sure to schedule my interruptions better next time 🙄💁‍♂️”

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