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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.