Commentary:
Guess we swapped berries for taxes and deadlines! 😂🍓📅
21 Funny dying quotes
Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.
Commentary:
Looks like it's just you, me, and endless reruns of "Earth's Got Problems." 🌍🍿😂
Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”
Commentary:
Wow, who needs a cure for cancer when you've got that kind of optimism! 😆🔬➡️🐢💨
Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.
Commentary:
That awkward moment when your past life's ribcage becomes your new penthouse suite! 🪲😆🏠
Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.
Commentary:
Are we playing Life on Hard Mode again? 🤦♂️📱🥡🎮😅
Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
Commentary:
Respawning in the dating game with less health and no cheat codes! 🎮❤️🩹✨
I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.
Commentary:
Well, if kindness doesn't end them, maybe your cooking will! 😂🍽️❤️
When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.
Commentary:
Heading to the haunted house for my final destination. Rent-free living with ghostly roommates? Count me in! 👻🏚️😂
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
Commentary:
"Who needs haters when you've got a fan club lining up for the abuse show? 🙌😂 #BringItOn"