Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

Commentary:
"Turns out social media is not just a mirror; it's a magnifying glass! 🧐 Who knew being a little bit disturbed was all the rage online? 🤪 Embrace your quirks, folks! #DisturbedAndProud"

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