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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Reported on Instagram:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Making waves on Threads:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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Funny realization quotes 😂 are like little lightbulb moments 💡 that tickle your brain and make you chuckle. They capture those quirky “aha!” instances when life’s peculiarities suddenly make sense 🤔. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up a dreary day, these quotes remind us to embrace humor in our everyday epiphanies 🎉. Dive into a world where wisdom meets wit, and let the laughter flow! 🌟

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Just shared via Pinterest:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Trending via Telegram:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Spotted on Threads:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Just shared via Reddit:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Breaking via Facebook:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

Going viral on TikTok:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

Making waves on YouTube:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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