Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more. Commentary:"Looks like they found a new favorite flavor of the month! 🕵️♂️🔄 Next time, remember to stand out like a unicorn in a field of horses! 🦄🔍" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results. I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything. Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve. Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!
