Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Commentary:
"Looks like they found a new favorite flavor of the month! 🕵️‍♂️🔄 Next time, remember to stand out like a unicorn in a field of horses! 🦄🔍"

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?
  • If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.
  • Being strange is exhausting.
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
  • My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”
  • I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.