Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.
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  • Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.
  • At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.