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"Starting a business is easy, they said. It'll be a piece of cake, they said. 🍰 But don't worry, you got this! Just remember to mind your own business…literally! 😜💼"

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61 shares on X this month:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

63 shares on Messenger this month:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

33 shares on Slack this month:

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

71 shares on X this month:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

10 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Just shared via X:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

Making waves on X:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

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There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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