Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.