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“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

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Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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