Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.