Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

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Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.