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Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Going viral on Slack:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Just landed via WeChat:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Just landed via Slack:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Just shared via WeChat:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Going bananas on Messenger:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

Making waves on Telegram:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

2 weeks ago

Playful quote about love and friendship with sweet and humorous vibes.

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Commentary:
Ah, a partnership as classic as a cup of chai and a slice of cake rusk! It seems they truly complemented each other like a perfect snack pairing. Who needs milk and cookies when you can have chai and cake rusk? It's a relationship steeped in flavor and crunch!

analogy, cake, chai, food, humor, love, relationship, rusk

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100 shares on Reddit this month:

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

46 shares on Discord this month:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

54 shares on Threads this month:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

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A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Making waves on Discord:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Going viral on X:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Shared recently on Discord:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Trending via YouTube:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Going bananas on X:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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