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How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

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"Maybe hitting the snooze button is just practice for hitting the obstacles in life. You're not just snoozing, you're training for the future! How's that for a wake-up call?"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged future, humor, life, morning, motivation, procrastination, readines, struggle on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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