How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon. If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future. It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.