How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent? Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Hey mosquitoes, I'm not a buffet! š½ļøš¦š āāļø" Related funny posts š¤ I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it. Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this. Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins. My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell. At my size, Iād be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.