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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
21 Funny insect quotes
Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.
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"Guess I'm the hot new snack in town! 🦟❤️🍽️"
I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’
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If flies could speak English, I'd finally have someone new to ignore my ultimatums 😂🪰💬
If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”
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When bugs start talking, I'm going to need a translator app ASAP! 🐞😂👀
How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?
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"Hey mosquitoes, I'm not a buffet! 🍽️🦟🙅♂️"
Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.
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Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.
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Embrace your role as a walking buffet… mosquitoes gotta eat too! 🍽️🦟😅
Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.
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Sounds like the mosquitoes swiped right on me 😅🦟 #UnmatchedBuzzing
I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.
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Being a deluxe buffet for mosquitoes wasn't my career plan 🍽️🦟🙄
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.
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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂