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21 Funny insect quotes

Funny insect quotes are sure to bug you—in the best way possible! 🐜😂 From ants to flies, these humorous lines will have you buzzing with laughter and appreciating the tiny comedians of the animal kingdom. 🦗😄

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Posted onMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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