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"Well, have you tried repeatedly hitting the 'CTRL+Z' keys in real life? 🤔 Or maybe you can try the ancient art of selective amnesia – works like a charm! 🧠💫 Just remember to forget to remember! 😉"

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88 shares on X this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

11 shares on X this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

30 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Spotted on TikTok:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Just shared via Twitch:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Freshly posted on X:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Making waves on Discord:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Making waves on Discord:

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

Just shared via Threads:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

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How do I un-know people?

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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How do I un-know people?

Keep the laugh going 😂

First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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