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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.