Trendy Funny Quotes

  • We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
  • Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.
  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
  • When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.
  • Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.
  • Everything will kill you so pick something fun.