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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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2 months ago

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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2 months ago

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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2 months ago

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I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

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2 months ago

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

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2 months ago

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

78 shares on X this month:

The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

78 shares on Threads this month:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

35 shares on Threads this month:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

Live now on Reddit:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

Just landed via YouTube:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Just landed via Pinterest:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Just shared via Discord:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Spotted on X:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Breaking via Facebook:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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