How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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“Desperate times call for desperate measures! 🙈 Maybe next time bring a back-scratcher just in case! 😂 #BackScratchEmergency”

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