I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like someone's ready to upgrade from ironic coincidences to full-blown cutlery battles! 🔪🥄 Watch out, we've got a spoon enthusiast on the loose! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.
