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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's ready to upgrade from ironic coincidences to full-blown cutlery battles! 🔪🥄 Watch out, we've got a spoon enthusiast on the loose! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, always, humor, i, irony, knife, me, preparedness, run, someone, spoon on Nov 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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