I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. Funny Quotes September 25, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket. I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping. I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
