Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
  • A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.
  • Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.
  • King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.
  • You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
  • April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.