I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. ๐Ÿšฝ Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜„"