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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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