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"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My husband was unable to find his coat earlier as he’d accidentally hung it up.

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Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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