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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, bathroom, buddy, companionship, humor, i, middle, sit, social, stall on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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