I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night. “Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.