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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Commentary:
"Looks like your dog is really leading the way in setting high standards for welcome home parties! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ† Maybe take some notes from your fluffy life coach and step up your greeting game! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bar, dog, expectations, greet, home, humor, i, impossible, should, wife on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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