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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”