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  • In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
  • Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.
  • Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.
  • Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
  • My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.
  • When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.