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Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

My parents think they know me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Making waves on Discord:

Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

Trending via Facebook:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Trending via Pinterest:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Going viral on Discord:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Just landed via Instagram:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Reported on Snapchat:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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66 Funny else quotes

Funny else quotes 😂 are those delightful gems that sprinkle humor across unexpected scenarios! Whether you’re navigating the ups and downs of daily life or simply need a giggle, these quotes are ready to turn the ordinary into the extraordinary. 🌟 Dive into a world where laughter reigns supreme and discover sayings that remind you to find joy and amusement in the most surprising places. Get ready to chuckle, smile, and maybe snort a little! 🤭🎉

New funny else quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Commentary:
Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! 🐉🔥😴
1 week ago
Share →: Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Commentary:
Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
1 week ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Commentary:
When your surgical assistant goes on a coffee break mid-surgery 😂🫀☕️
1 week ago
Share →: I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Commentary:
Hope you've got your umbrella ready for some cash showers! ☔💸
2 weeks ago
Share →: Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Commentary:
Embrace your inner legend with confidence! Reality is overrated! 😎✨📚
2 weeks ago
Share →: 38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Commentary:
Dad time management: mastering the art of "sit and wait" since the beginning of time ⏱️😂🚗👨‍👧‍👦
2 weeks ago
Share →: No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

Commentary:
"Grandma's stair takeover: making sure leg day is canceled for everyone else! 🦵🚫😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Commentary:
"Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"
2 months ago
Share →: I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm on the 'something' rollercoaster and forgot to get off! 🎢😅 What's next, a loop-de-loop?"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Blink if you want me!

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

Just landed via Messenger:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Trending via Reddit:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Just landed via Threads:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Going viral on Threads:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Going viral on Reddit:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

Trending via X:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Breaking via Twitch:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Trending via Telegram:

I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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