I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke. I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.