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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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"Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! 🏃‍♂️🔁 #SelfLove"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, humor, i, irony, media, self-obsession, skipping, social, social media, story, times, watch on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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