I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar. Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.