I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.
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"Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! 🏃‍♂️🔁 #SelfLove"

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