I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Skipping through others' stories like a pro athlete, but rewatching yours like a movie critic on repeat! 🏃♂️🔁 #SelfLove" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch. Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her. Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue. The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home. I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
