Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.
  • Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
  • Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.
  • Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!