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😂🤣 Guess I’ll keep my gourmet meals and freedom for now! 🍽️🍕
65 Funny coping quotes
Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.
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Who needs a therapist when your keyboard is ready to listen? 💻🛋️😂
God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.
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When the universe says 'shop till you drop,' but your wallet says 'drop till you stop' 🛍️😅💸
Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.
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When I say I'm "hanging out with friends," I mean my collection of mismatched socks. 😜🧦🤪
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.
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Sounds like you've found the secret to job security! 🍻🤔🤣
“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're great for calming the stomach! 🍋😅🤢
Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.
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Adopting the invisibility filter option: Annoying people begone! 😂👻✨
The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.
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This sounds like my New Year's resolution: endless dessert and zero regrets! 🍰🤣
It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.
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Navigating the end times one "meh" at a time 😅🤷♂️🍕