I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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“Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone’s smacking bothers you, just imagine they’re applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄”

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