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"Who knew the seemingly innocent sound of smacking could be so unsettling? 🙉 Just remember, if someone's smacking bothers you, just imagine they're applauding your presence in a noisy way! 👏😄"

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90 shares on Reddit this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

88 shares on Reddit this month:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

36 shares on Slack this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

Going viral on Pinterest:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Breaking via Reddit:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Just landed via YouTube:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Spotted on Reddit:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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