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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Going viral on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Just shared via YouTube:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Just landed via TikTok:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Being strange is exhausting.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

Live now on Discord:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Live now on Threads:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

Live now on Twitch:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Spotted on WeChat:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Trending via TikTok:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

Just shared via X:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Trending via Reddit:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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