I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush. Commentary:"Ah, the exhilarating thrill of a restful night's sleep! 🛌💤 Who knew slumber could be so adrenaline-pumping! 😂 #SleepGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird. Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept. I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by. When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.
