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"Setting your alarm to applause for waking up at 7am is a brilliant idea – after all, it's basically a standing ovation for adulting before most people even hit snooze for the first time!"

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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2 months ago

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We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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3 months ago

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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1 month ago

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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1 month ago

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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2 months ago

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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2 months ago

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24 shares on Facebook this month:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

37 shares on Threads this month:

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

74 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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Trending via YouTube:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Making waves on WeChat:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Just landed via Messenger:

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Trending via Telegram:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

Trending via Instagram:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Spotted on Discord:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

Going viral on X:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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