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“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

“What’s your blood type?” I don’t know, boiling!

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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