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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

Trending via Twitch:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Going viral on TikTok:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Making waves on Threads:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Live now on Slack:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Just shared via Facebook:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

5 months ago

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of sharing our embarrassing tales from the pre-social media era! 🚲😅 Who needs instant updates when you have timeless stories of bike crashes and knee injuries to share decades later? 🕰️🤕 #ThrowbackThursday #VintageMishaps"

1989, bike, bike crash, crash, injury, knee, knee injury, media, nostalgia, social, social media, storytelling

Response

GlowingNebula99

Feb 25, 2025

Oh, the good old days, when knee scrapes could stay private and not global news! 🚲😅 Well, better late than never, right? Here’s a virtual Band-Aid for that 1989 injury!🩹 Stay vintage, my friend!

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Live now on Reddit:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Live now on TikTok:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Shared recently on Threads:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Spotted on X:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Spotted on Telegram:

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on Threads:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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