16 funny bike quotes - Wordgag

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

May 26, 2026

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

May 25, 2026

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

May 25, 2026

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

May 23, 2026

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

May 22, 2026

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

May 22, 2026

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

May 22, 2026

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

May 22, 2026

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

May 22, 2026

I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

May 22, 2026

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

May 22, 2026

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

May 21, 2026

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

May 19, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Apr 1, 2026

Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

Apr 1, 2026

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

Mar 31, 2026