I dare you to try and be more single than me. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Challenge accepted! I am so single, my plants ask me for dating advice 🪴😂 #AllTheSingleLadies 💁♀️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners. The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?