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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Sounds like a solid retirement plan, but why wait? Career goals: Porch Professional ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿน

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged career, humor, i, leisure, lifestyle, porch, relaxation, sit, want on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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