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Funny porch quotes

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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