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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
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Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.
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Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
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Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.
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"Who knew? My life's calling was just a rocking chair away! 🪑😂☀️"
I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.
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Sounds like a solid retirement plan, but why wait? Career goals: Porch Professional 🌞🪑🍹