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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Commentary:
Oh, fangs for sharing your biting opinion! 🧛🏻‍♂️ Looks like you're not a fanpire of vampires… they can be quite draining, can't they? 💉🦇 But hey, at least they always leave their mark! 😆 #VampirePuns

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, favorite, humor, i, joke, me, suck, vampire, wit on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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