I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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🏡💭😂 Oh, the eternal question – are we really ever at home, or are we just floating through this crazy thing called life? Maybe we’re just wandering through the vast expanse of our own minds, never truly grounded in one place. So next time someone asks you if you’re at home, just tell them you’re in a state of existential limbo!

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