Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
  • We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.
  • Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.
  • After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
  • We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.
  • I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.