Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. Commentary:"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC. Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza. My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.