I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷♂️😂✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one. The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars. I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.