Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.
  • Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.
  • I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
  • Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.
  • Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.
  • So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.