I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
I don't want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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β€œCall me the Einstein of daily tasks – I not only remember why I walked into a room, but I do it with class πŸ‘“πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’‘ #MasterOfMemory”

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