I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.