Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.