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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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I love saying “sounds good” at work, and no shit be sounding good.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

May the algorithms be with you.

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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