I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”