Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.
  • I can resist everything except temptation.
  • The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.
  • I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.
  • Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.
  • I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.