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Sounds like someone missed the "grow up" memo! 😆📅 #AdultingFail
57 Funny insult quotes
Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.
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Ready with my tomato catapult for your next misadventure 🍅🎯🤣
Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.
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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆
If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.
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Looks like someone's ready to host a TED Talk on the Art of Yawning! 😴🤔
If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.
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Following influencers like it's a full-time career 😅📱 #CertifiedInfluenced
No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.
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Hope your sweet talk sounds like a buffering video 📡😂🔄
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
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Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
There’s a certain nothing about you.
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You're like a blank canvas, ready to be painted with potential! 🎨😄
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.
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Sounds like our inner children need a lesson on cover-your-mouth-before-I-tell-your-inner-parents! 🙈😂🤧