I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee. Commentary:"Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.” If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.” “I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.
