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"Who needs 'espresso' when you can simply ask for a tiny cup of fury ☕😡 Sometimes you just need a sip of attitude to kickstart your day! 😂"

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

I am not in a good place, geographically.

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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