funny smaller quotes - Wordgag

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

May 19, 2026

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Apr 1, 2026

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Mar 31, 2026

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Mar 30, 2026

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Mar 28, 2026

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Mar 28, 2026

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Mar 28, 2026

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Mar 27, 2026

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Mar 27, 2026

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Mar 25, 2026