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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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