I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! ππΆββοΈπ Related funny posts π A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways! I would reset the clock on your microwave for you. I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.