I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave. Commentary:Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! 😂🚶♀️🍕 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap. That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know. People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.