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That moment when you're time traveling through eternity using either a microwave minute or someone else's phone theater 😂📱🍿
17 Funny microwave quotes
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.
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When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.
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Microwave rebellion: 1, Beep overlord: 0 😂🍿
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️
The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.
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Sounds like the microwaves have declared December 26th a national day of panic! 🌪️🎄📦
I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.
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Just found the ultimate exercise program: microwave marathons! 😂🚶♀️🍕
Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.
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Microwave: the only machine that tries harder to get your attention than a toddler with a drum set! 🍽️🔊😅
Moment of silence for those who received mugs that aren’t microwave- and dishwasher-safe.
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RIP to those fancy mugs that are now just fancy dust collectors ☕️🕯️✨
I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.
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"I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"
There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.
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Ah, the great microwave Olympics of December 26th! 🏆🍿 It's the one day when microwaves around the world get to show off their reheating skills and popcorn-popping prowess. Let the games begin! 🍕🍿🍪 #MicrowaveOlympics